“Inches be damned! Yards, man!”

“You never killed anything with him.”

“Ain’t he, though? I know he have.”

“What have you killed? A dead cat?”

“Dead cat! You’re afraid to let me try him on you.”

“You couldn’t hit a barn door.”

“I tell you what I done.”

“What’s that? Oh! I know. Who shot the sheep? Baa-a-a!”

“Shut your blasted head!”

“Pride o’ the Prairie! Got any cartridges?”