First I was a school-maid, a school-maid, how happy was I!
And a-this a-way, and a-that a-way went I!
And then I got married, how happy was I! &c.
And then I had a baby, how happy was I! &c.
And then my husband died, how sorry was I! &c.
And then I married a cobbler, how happy was I! &c.
And then the baby died, how sorry was I! &c.
And then I married a soldier, how happy was I! &c.
And then he bought me a donkey, how happy was I! &c.
And then the donkey throwed me, how sorry was I! &c.
And then I was a washing-maid, how happy was I! &c.