“I shall be most happy to do so when my audience narrows to one listener.”

“And he is before the mirror,” retorted Elsie.

“Hush!” said Antoine; “stop that quarrelling! I’m going to sing.” And closing his eyes and crossing his hands before him, he began to croon, in well-portrayed negro accent and intonation, the lines of a little dialect song:

“De way is dark an’ rough an’ long,

Go slow, hol’ hard, chillun!

Doan’t git too deep in de slew ob wrong,

Go slow, hol’ hard, chillun!

“Dey’s cross-roads heah an’ cross-roads dar,

Go slow, hol’ hard, chillun!

But hope is de sign-board shinin’ like a star,