Cat

Well then, you see a dog growls when it’s angry, and wags its tail when it’s pleased. Now I growl when I’m pleased, and wag my tail when I’m angry. Therefore I’m mad.

Alice

I call it purring, not growling.

Cat

Call it what you like. Do you play croquet with the Queen today?


Alice

I should like it very much, but I haven’t been invited yet.

Cat