The reason is, that they would go with the lobsters to the dance. So they got thrown out to sea. So they had to fall a long way. So they got their tails fast in their mouths. So they couldn’t get them out again. That’s all.

Alice

Thank you, it’s very interesting. I never knew so much about a whiting before.

Gryphon

I can tell you more than that, if you like. Do you know why it’s called a whiting?

Alice

I never thought about it. Why?

Gryphon

It does the boots and shoes.

Alice