You are very rude. It’s the stupidest tea party I ever was at in all my life—

[White Rabbit enters carrying a huge envelope with a seal and crown on it.]

March Hare and Hatter

No room! no room!

[Rabbit pays no attention to them but goes to the house and raps loudly. A footman in livery with a round face and large eyes like a frog and powdered hair opens the door.]

White Rabbit

For the Duchess. An invitation from the Queen to play croquet.

Frog

From the Queen. An invitation for the Duchess to play croquet.

[White Rabbit bows and goes out.]