My pa, he's got the funniest ways Of any man whatever I saw! He's different than ma. He never thinks same as she does; But they alus seem to git 'long some way 'Caus ma says fussin' don't pay. But pa don't b'lieve in women votin'; En he says that ma can't, En then he says that she shan't! He says he'd be 'shamed of her; En says he'd git divorce. En pa means what he says o' course. Pa likes to go to church sometimes; But he don't b'long to any 'Caus there's so awful many, En nobody knows which one's right. He says the preachers don't know Where the folks is goin' to go. 'Caus they's never been there— He means the place they's preach for, What they calls the golden shore. But he says they's doin' lots o' good En he don't mind givin' 'm money. En ma says that's what's funny! But he never minds what she says, He says woman can't mind her biz! En I guess he's right, pa is. But ma b'lieves in woman's rights; En says a woman kin talk en do, En that's what she's goin' to. Pa says if she couldn't talk she'd die! En he wants her to live long, So lets her talk on, en on. But pa can eat more'n she can; En he likes everything she bakes Her pies, en pudins, en cakes. En it keeps her bakin' lots it does. She says she wishes he wouldn't eat s' much Of pies, en cakes, en pudins, en such. He says her cookin's good too, En it jest gives him a appitite! Oh, my! pa eats a awful sight. But he don't care anything 'bout fashion; He says his is all his own; En wishes folks 'uld let him 'lone! He says if folks 'uld pay ther bills They couldn't wear so much style, En go to picnics all the while. He's gittin' older every day, pa is. En ma says he's funnier, too, En she don't know what she'll do! But she never crosses him now; 'Caus she says it never pays Fer pa—well them's pa's ways. |