Cook:
Now very hard it is tomake
A Brownie his bad waysforsake,
For it's a fact he takes thecake,
If he can't find thecandy!
And if you clap your hands andshoo,
He'll only make a face atyou;
There's only one thing you cando—
Just keep the pepperhandy!
For, as a Brownie hates tosneeze,
Or blow his nose if it shouldtease,
Or any wholesome acts likethese,
He can't abide RedPepper!
Prince:
Yet that's the name that'sgiven me,
For, as you all can plainlysee,
My hair is red as red canbe—
In fact it's fieryscarlet!
And as my hair, my temperis;
So if a page my hair shouldquiz,
I waste no time, but straight pullhis,
And thrash the saucyvarlet!
So that is why the name I'vegot,
And as, when I am waxinghot
I frequently dismiss thelot,
They can't abide RedPepper!

(A dance can be arranged here with Prince, Cook, Kitchenmaid and Cooklet.)

Kitchen: Ah, sir, you will be brave and take the place?

Cooklet: Oh, yes, dear, brave, kind handsome man! Say, "Yes," and calm our fluttering hearts!

Kitchen: For if we saw a Brownie we should only scream!

Cooklet: And die!

Prince: Why, then, if there's no choice save between myself and you poor maids, why—I must do it. So, sir, I'll guard your pie to-night.

Cooklet: O dear, good, kind young man!

Kitchen: O noble, bold young man! (Both kneel gratefully.)

Head Cook: Get up, I say, get up! You kneel to me—not to zis beggar fellow! And you, sir, get these dishes washed quick, slick, for here ze Princess Fadeaway is coming with her ladies!