Prince:
If that is so, you'd bettertrot,
For if you stay you'll get ithot!
I swear that I will thrash thelot
For I'm the Prince, RedPepper!
Brownies (cowering, afraid):
Now if we stay, we plainlysee
That very soon there'll ructionsbe!
Observe his hair, howfi-er-y!
Oh, yes! He's ahigh-stepper!
And, though he cannot make ussneeze,
His sword will tickle and willtease;
I think the pie we'd betterseize,
And run from this RedPepper!
(Music. Brownies seize pie.)
Prince:
Now, put that pie down straightaway,
Or very rude things I shallsay,
And run you through and through Imay
If I become excited!
Brownies (consulting together bytable):
I really think he means it,too!
Now what on earth are we todo?
We do not care to be runthrough!
(Howling pitifully)We don'tlike being fighted.
Prince:
If that is so, I think you'llsee
You'd better kneel at once tome,
And humbly beg forclemency!
For so is vice requited!
Brownies (repeating chorus, kneeling roundPrince):
Oh, yes, dear sir, we plainlysee
That we had better kneel tothee,
And humbly beg forclemency!
For so is vice requited!
Prince (brandishing sword):
Now, one, two, three, and offyou fly,
Or ev'ry one of you shalldie!

(Brownies scream, and are about to run off as enter Princess R. with pepper-pot.)

Prince: Princess! What brings you here?

Princess: They took the pepper-pot away from you! I found it underneath my ladies' pillow, because they sneezed so much it wakened me. But, oh, I see you have not needed it!

Brownies: Oh, no, no, no! Pray, do not pepper us! (Brownies turn and kneel to Princess imploringly.)

Prince: And you came to save me?

Princess: Is it not my duty to protect my scullions?

Prince: Princess, I am no scullion (throws off ragged cloak.) This was a disguise to help me gain admittance to your castle! It was the only way in which I could find a means to woo you. But my name's Prince Fairasday—or, if you like, or as my servants say—Red Pepper. Am I forgiven?

Princess: Oh, yes, indeed you are! (He embraces her.) In the strictest confidence I don't mind telling you I'm longing to be married and get away from all these girls!

Prince: Then we'll be married in the morning!