LEONARD. The young generation is knocking at our doors, Mr. Broome.
BROOME. What?
LEONARD. Yours is an interesting type of Conservatism.
BROOME. I’m not a Conservative. I’m a radical.
MRS. BROOME. You voted Tory last time.
BROOME. Yes, and what have they done for me? I don’t hold with Socialism but I may be druv to it.
MRS. BROOME. We came to hear about you, Mary?
BROOME. And what’s your perfession, sir, if I may ask?
LEONARD. Well, it’s rather hard to define, Mr. Broome. What am I, Mary?
MARY. He writes things.