MRS PERKINS

(She has settled into her chair.) Well, we’ve ’ad quite a busy evenin’.

MISS PERKINS

I don’t know what Albert’ll think of you.

MRS PERKINS

’E’s not going to marry me, thank ’eaven.

MR PERKINS

D’ y’ want t’ know what I think of yer?

MRS PERKINS

Go on! Y’ve no ’magernation.