MRS PERKINS

’Ow much did y’ say it was worth, Pa?

MR PERKINS

(Gruffly.) Never mind.

MRS PERKINS

Well, I ’ad my bit o’ fun for onct.

CURTAIN

Transcriber’s Note

This transcription is based on the 1924 edition published by Gowans & Gray in London and Glasgow. Scanned images of a copy made available by the Bodleian Library are posted by Google:

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