MR PERKINS

’E’s—one o’ them Eastern potentates. ’E’s been stayin’ at the Majestic Hotel. The dimond was taken out of the settin’ and a walnut substituted.

MRS PERKINS

A walnut! It must be a whopper.

MISS PERKINS

Why did they substitute a walnut?

MR PERKINS

You must substitute somethin’.

MISS PERKINS

Why?