MR PERKINS

It can’t be done. It’s all nonsense. An’ it’s ’orrible to think of.

MRS PERKINS

Oh! It’s a beautiful thing. I couldn’t bear to break it up. We’ll keep it. We’ll look at it now and then. Every Sunday.

MR PERKINS

Sunday!

MRS PERKINS

I could go on settin’ ’ere if I knew it was there all the time. I think I could be ’appy.

MISS PERKINS

You’d never be safe.