How shall I be sad, when a husband I hae, That has better sense than ony of thae Sour weak silly fallows, that study like fools, To sink their ain joy, and make their wives snools. The man who is prudent ne'er lightlies his wife, Or with dull reproaches encourages strife; He praises her virtues, and ne'er will abuse Her for a medium failing, but find an excuse. Jen. Hey! bonny lass of Branksome, or't be lang, Your witty Pate will put you in a sang. O! 'tis a pleasant thing to be a bride; Syne whindging getts about your ingle-side, Yelping for this or that with fasheous din,
To mak them brats then ye maun toil and spin. Ae we'an fa's sick, ane scads it sell wi' broe, Ane breaks his shin, anither tynes his shoe; The Deel gaes o'er John Wobster, hame grows hell, When Pate misca's ye war than tongue can tell. Peg. Yes, 'tis a heartsome thing to be a wife, When round the ingle-edge young sprouts are rife. Gif I'm sae happy, I shall have delight, To hear their little plaints, and keep them right. Wow! Jenny, can there greater pleasure be, Than see sic wee tots toolying at your knee; When a' they ettle at—their greatest wish, Is to be made of, and obtain a kiss? Can there be toil in tenting day and night, The like of them, when love makes care delight? Jen. But poortith, Peggy, is the warst of a', Gif o'er your heads ill chance should beggary draw: But little love, or canty chear can come, Frae duddy doublets, and a pantry toom. Your nowt may die—the spate may bear away Frae aff the howms your dainty rucks of hay.— The thick blawn wreaths of snaw, or blashy thows, May smoor your wathers, and may rot your ews. A dyvour buys your butter, woo and cheese, But, or the day of payment, breaks and flees. With glooman brow the laird seeks in his rent: 'Tis no to gi'e; your merchant's to the bent; His Honour mauna want, he poinds your gear: Syne, driven frae house and hald, where will ye steer? Dear Meg, be wise, and live a single life; Troth 'tis nae mows to be a marry'd wife.
Peg. May sic ill luck befa' that silly she, Wha has sic fears; for that was never me. Let fowk bode well, and strive to do their best; Nae mair's requir'd, let Heaven make out the rest. I've heard my honest uncle aften say, That lads shou'd a' for wives that's vertuous pray: For the maist thrifty man you'd never get A well stor'd room, unless his wife wad let: Wherefore nocht shall be wanting on my part, To gather wealth to raise my Shepherd's heart. What e'er he wins, I'll guide with canny care, } And win the vogue, at market, tron, or fair, } For halesome, clean, cheap and sufficient ware. } A flock of lambs, cheese, butter, and some woo, Shall first be sald, to pay the laird his due; Syne a' behind's our ain.—Thus, without fear, With love and rowth we thro' the warld will steer: And when my Pate in bairns and gear grows rife, He'll bless the day he gat me for his wife. Jen. But what if some young giglit on the green, With dimpled cheeks, and twa bewitching een, Shou'd gar your Patie think his haff-worn Meg, And her kend kisses, hardly worth a feg? Peg. Nae mair of that:—Dear Jenny, to be free, There's some men constanter in love than we: Nor is the ferly great, when nature kind Has blest them with solidity of mind. They'll reason calmly, and with kindness smile, When our short passions wad our peace beguile. Sae, whensoe'er they slight their maiks at hame, 'Tis ten to ane the wives are maist to blame.
Then I'll employ with pleasure a' my art To keep him chearfu', and secure his heart. At even, when he comes weary frae the hill, I'll have a' things made ready to his will. In winter, when he toils thro' wind and rain, A bleezing ingle, and a clean hearth-stane. And soon as he flings by his plaid and staff, The seething pot's be ready to take aff. Clean hagabag I'll spread upon his board, And serve him with the best we can afford. Good humour and white bigonets shall be Guards to my face, to keep his love for me. Jen. A dish of married love right soon grows cauld, And dosens down to nane, as fowk grow auld. Peg. But we'll grow auld togither, and ne'er find The loss of youth, when love grows on the mind. Bairns, and their bairns, make sure a firmer ty, Than ought in love the like of us can spy. See yon twa elms that grow up side by side, Suppose them, some years syne, bridegroom and bride; Nearer and nearer ilka year they've prest, } 'Till wide their spreading branches are increast, } And in their mixture now are fully blest. } This shields the other frae the eastlin blast, That in return defends it frae the west. Sic as stand single,—a state sae lik'd by you! Beneath ilk storm, frae every airth, maun bow. Jen. I've done,—I yield, dear lassie, I maun yield, Your better sense has fairly won the field, With the assistance of a little fae Lyes darn'd within my breast this mony a day. |