With plenty of cabbage,

And a goose on my knee.

Monday would be blue,

Tuesday would be shady,

Wednesday I'd set out

To find a pretty lady."

"Much work you would do in that case," commented Florence.

"It's time to go to bed, children," said Granny.

"Yes," Joe went on gravely. "For a rising young man, who must take time by the fore-lock, or scalp-lock, and who longs to distinguish himself by some great and wonderful discovery, there's nothing like,—

'Early to bed, and early to rise,