McK.—Indeed! And what do you think of it?

R.—The worst I ever! It does not at all express my views on the——

McK.—The views expressed are supposed to be those of the President.

R.—The devil!

McK.—I beg pardon. The President.

R.—But where do I come in?

McK.—Into what? The White House? Where the cat does, I think. The other entrances are guarded.

R.—Look here, pardner, I mean to be a part of this administration.

McK.—With that hat?

R.—What’s the matter with the hat?