Your military record. Let’s get through—

I’d rather bandy swords than words with you.

But you’re a man of peace—a doctor, sir;

To save life, not to take it, you prefer;

And in the Spanish War your taste was shown

In saving with consummate skill your own.

By that you earned, according to my notion,

More leather medals, not so much promotion.

CHORUS OF CITIZENS:

By that he earned, according to our notion,