Ph.—I never saw one going to the stake.
F.—Unfavored observer!—you were born a century too early.
Philosopher—You say that you hate foreigners. Why?
Fool—Because I am human.
Ph.—But so are they.
F.—I thank you for the better reason.
Philosopher—I have been thinking of the pocopo.
Fool—So have I; what is it?