S.—The selfish gluttons!
Fool—Why is a coachman’s uniform called a livery and a soldier’s livery a uniform?
S.—Your presumption grows insupportable. Speak no more of matters that you know nothing about.
F.—Such censorship would doom all tongues to inactivity. Test my knowledge.
S.—What is war?
F.—An acute stage of logical politics.
S.—What is peace?
F.—A suspension of hostilities. An armistice for the purpose of digging up the dead.
S.—I do not follow you.