Copyright, 1912, by
The Neale Publishing Company
CONTENTS
- KINGS OF BEASTS
- [The Rat]
- [Buttygoats]
- [Cats]
- [The Crane]
- [The Snake]
- [Frogs]
- [Dogs]
- [The Pig]
- [Kangaroons]
- [Ephalents]
- [The Tootsy Wootsy]
- [Grass Hoppers]
- [Domestical Hens]
- [The Buflo]
- [Sheeps]
- [Ducks]
- [The Numporaucus]
- [Moles]
- [The Gofurious]
- [The Rhi Nosey Rose]
- [Swans]
- [The Hipporippus]
- [Jackusses]
- [Soljers]
- [Fish]
- [The Pol Patriot]
- [Cows]
- [Buzards]
- [The Camel]
- [Flies]
- [Munkys]
- [Bears]
- [The Tail End]
- TWO ADMINISTRATIONS
- [A Provisional Settlement]
- [Aspirants Three]
- [At Santiago]
- [A Cabinet Conference]
- [An Indemnity]
- [For Intervention]
- [The Ordeal]
- [Frosting a Bud]
- [A Baffled Ambition]
- [The Genesis of a Nation]
- [A White House Idyl]
- [Two Favorites]
- [A Diplomatic Triumph]
- [A Sucked Orange]
- [A Twisted Tale]
- [Post Mortem]
- [A Strained Relation]
- [A Wireless Antepenultimatum]
- [A Presidential Progress]
- MISCELLANEOUS
- [The Sample Counter]
- [The Great Strike of 1895]
- [A Thumb-Nail Sketch]
- [Mortality in the Foot-Hills]
- [The A. L. C. B.]
- [Two Conversations]
- [A Story at the Club]
- [The Wizard of Bumbassa]
- [The Future Historian]
- [Objective Ideas]
- [My Credentials]
- [The Fool]
- [Our Smart Set]
- [The Evolution of a Story]
- [The Allotment]
- [Lacking Factors]
- [A Californian Statesman]
KINGS OF BEASTS
BY
Little Johnny
(Edited to a Low and Variable Degree
of Intelligibility by the Author’s
Uncle Edward.)