“The Young Turks can not catch him now.”
“Ah, but wait till England gets after our new Muhdi.”
“Wait till his new phthisic-stricken wife dies.”
“Whom will our Prophet marry, if among all the virgins of Egypt we can not find a consumptive for him?”
“And when he pulls down the pyramids to build American Skyscrapers with their stones, where shall we bury then our Muhdi?”
All of which, although mystifying to us, and depressing, was none the less reassuring. For Khalid, it seems, is not a myth. No; we can even see him, we are told, and touch him, and hear him speak.
“Shakib the poet, his most intimate friend and disciple, will bring you into the sacred presence.”
“You can not miss him, for he is the drummer of our new Muhdi, ha, ha, ha!”
And this Shakib was then suspended and stoned. But their humour, like the odor and smoke of gunjah, (hasheesh) was become stifling. So, we lay our chobok down; and, thanking them for the entertainment, we struggle through the rolling reek and fling to the open air.
In the grill-room of the Mena House we meet the poet Shakib, who was then drawing his inspiration from a glass of whiskey and soda. Nay, he was drowning his sorrows therein, for his Master, alas! has mysteriously disappeared. 10