A NAUTICAL TEMPERANCE DIALOGUE.
Jack. Halloo, shipmate; what cheer? Mayhap, however, you don’t choose to remember an old crony.
Tom. Why, Jack, is that you? Well, I must say, that if you hadn’t hailed me I should have sailed by without knowing you. How you’re altered! Who would have supposed that this weather-beaten hulk was my old messmate Jack Halyard, with whom I’ve soaked many a hard biscuit, and weathered many a tough gale on old Ocean? and then you used to be as trim in your rigging as the Alert herself; but now it’s as full of ends as the old Wilmington brig that we used to crack so many jokes about at Barbadoes. Give me another grip, my hearty, and tell me how you come on.
Jack. Bad enough, Tom—bad enough. I’m very glad, however, to overhaul you again, and to find you so merry, and looking so fat and hearty. The world must have gone well with you, Tom.
Tom. You may well say that, Jack, and no mistake. The world has gone well with me. My appetite is good, my sleep sound; and I always take care to have a shot in the locker, and let alone a snug little sum in the seamen’s savings-bank, that I’ve stowed away for squally times, or when I get old, so as to be independent of hospitals and retreats, and all that sort of thing. And what’s more to the purpose, Jack, I try to have a clean conscience—the most comfortable of all; don’t you think so?
Jack. Why yes, Tom, I do think that a clean conscience must be a very comfortable thing for a man to have. But I can’t brag much of mine now-a-days; it gives me a deal of trouble sometimes.
Tom. Ah, that’s bad, Jack—very bad. But come, let me hear something about you since we parted, some four years or so ago. Where have you last been, in what craft, etc.? Give me a long yarn: you used to be a famous hand at spinning long yarns, you know, Jack. Don’t you remember how angry old copper-nosed Grimes used to get when the larboard watch turned in, and, instead of sleeping, we made you go ahead with the story you were on, which made him wish us all at Davy Jones’ locker? Ha, ha, ha.
Jack. O yes, Tom, I remember it all very well; but—
Tom. And then, don’t you recollect how we used to skylark in the lee scuppers with those jolly fellows, Buntline and Reeftackle, until the Luff had to hail, and send a Middy with his compliments to the gentlemen of the larboard watch, and to say, that if quite agreeable to them, less noise would be desirable? I say, Jack, you seem to have forgotten all these funny times in the Alert. Cheer up, man; don’t be downhearted. Give me your flipper again; and if you are really in trouble, you may be sure, that as long as your old messmate Tom Starboard has a shot in the locker, or a drop of blood in his veins, he’ll stand by Jack Halyard—aye, aye, to the last.