About 3 o'clock in the afternoon, a squad of the bans hove in sight of a small village, i.e. one house a blacksmith shop and a grocery, where, seeing a large crowd assembled, they hurried up in expectation of seeing the dead monster. But the men were voting!
"Thunder!" cried a Theban, "this is election day, and I'll bet my bottom dollar we're sold!"
They started for the rendezvous and spread their suspicions; but so few reached their own precincts, that the Cairo man was elected.
Then the joke came out; but the Thebans couldn't see the "laughing place;" their rage and mortification was so intense.
Uncle Abe was a member of the Legislature, when an effort was made to change the county seat of Alexander; and though he liked the joke hugely by which the Thebans had been "diddled," he saw the honesty of the thing and so voted against any change.
Why Uncle Abe Made a Brigadier.
When the rebellion had gone so far as to give the most hopeful some clear idea of its extent and malignancy, it chanced that J. A. Mc———d, a leading politician of Illinois, made a visit to Washington, and imitated his friend Douglas so far as to call upon Uncle Abe. The "shoot" that certain prominent Democrats gave indication of taking, by talking of reconstruction and a Northwestern Republic, gave the new administration some concern. Uncle Abe was very sociable with Logan, Mac, and a few of their "ilk." So Uncle Abe not only extended to Mac the hospitalities of the White House, but accompanied him on a visit to the arsenal. While there, their attention was drawn to some muskets which the speculators had furnished to Cameron, and which were thought (generally) very dangerous to those who used them.
Mac caught up one, and sighted along the barrel.