"Shoot the problem, son."
"Does it cover injury by pressure cooker?"
"Was it Full Coverage or Complete Coverage?"
"Complete, sir."
"Covers everything from electrocution in the bath tub to getting hit by a stray rocket from Cape Canaveral."
The elevator let them out at the cafeteria. "Mr. Perkins, I'd like to double my wife's policy."
"Mighty sensible of you, George. Can you afford it?"
"No, sir."
"That's the spirit! How about your own policy, George? Isn't it about time you went up a notch?"
"You mean it, sir?"