“Why aren’t you with her?”

With this “have-you-left-off-beating-your-wife” kind of question I am quite incompetent to deal. A holiday visit to a country inn is a form of enjoyment no German could be made to understand.

The inquisitors fiercely smoothe out a map in front of me.

“Show us!”

I pass a trembling hand over that network of lines and names. To my accusers, the second’s indecision spells conclusive guilt.

“La Roche. Here,” I say gently.

“Luxemburg. Ah!” They nod sapiently.

I draw my finger slowly along an infinitesimal space of map. “Then I took the vicinal train to Melreux ... so ... and up to Manhay ... so.”

“Belgium!” They are shouting again, this time in tones of raucous triumph.

For a moment I am at a loss to understand. “Manhay is in Luxemburg,” I say.