LETTER I.	PAGE
First Impressions of New York—Visit to the Counting-room of a City Cousin—Advice to hisClerk—Description of a City Residence and its Inmates	[13]
LETTER II.
The Family Dinner and Effects of July Cider	[23]
LETTER III.
Jonathan visits the Express Office—Sensations on seeing himself in Print	[27]
LETTER IV.
The Political Meeting and its Disasters	[33]
LETTER V.
A Little of Jonathan's Private Love Affairs	[39]
LETTER VI.
Jonathan's Opinions of Ministerial Interference—A Card of Invitation, and an Evening Party at CousinBeebe's, in which Jonathan makes some Mistakes and a Lady Acquaintance	[44]
LETTER VII.
Scenes in Broadway—Jonathan's Interview with the Count and Flirtations with Miss Miles	[69]
LETTER VIII.
The Morning Call—A Coquette's Dressing Room	[78]
LETTER IX.
A New York Parvenu—Jonathan's Account of his Cousin Jason Slick, and how Jason was too lazy to work, andgot rich on soft sodder—The dinner of a Connecticut Coaster—A New York Coat of Arms, lions couchant and levant—YankeeAncestry—The way a Yankee speculates, and gets up States, Railroads and Banks, by soft sodder	[87]
LETTER X.
New-Year's Calls—A real Yankee's New-Year's Treat of Dough-nuts and Cider—Jonathan's ideas of the realdifference between a real lady's House and Furniture and the House of a stuck-up Parvenu—Jonathan's ideas of Love andLadies	[99]
LETTER XI.
Visit to the Park Theatre—First Impressions of the Poetry of Motion, as written on the air, in the aerialfeats of Mademoiselle Celeste—First shock at the exhibition of a Ballet Costume accompanied by the "twinkles" ofCeleste's feet—with her pigeon wings, double-shuffles, gallopades, and pirouettes	[117]
LETTER XII.
Jonathan receives an Invitation to a Fancy Ball—Dilemma about the Dress—Choice of aCharacter, &c.	[129]
LETTER XIII.
Jonathan Slick and the Grand Fancy Ball—Jonathan in the character of an Injun, and Cousin Beebe in thecharacter of Jonathan—Cousin Mary as Jonathan's Squaw—Jonathan among Kings and Queens, Spaniards, Turks andJews—Jonathan meets his pussey Cousin in the character of a Turk—Jonathan cuts his pussey Cousin	[133]
LETTER XIV.
Advice to Jonathan from the Humstead—Jonathan's Criticism on his Brother Sam's book—The Ennui ofJonathan in good Society—Jonathan's entree into a Milliner's Establishment, and sad mistake about a Side-saddle	[143]
LETTER XV.
Jonathan visits the Milliner Girl—Reflections about her Situation	[154]
LETTER XVI.
In which Jonathan shows up the Hardships of Sewing Girls—Describes a Tammany Hall Ball—MillinerAristocracy and Exclusiveness—Informs the reader how Miss Josephine Burgess took a tall man with whiskers into herEstablishment, who took her in in return—The desperation of a little Apothecary—His Marriage, and the Ascent of MissJosephine Burgess from the front store to a work room a little higher up	[156]
LETTER XVII.
Jonathan gets Ill and Homesick—Resists all entreaties to go to Washington, and resolves on going back to"the Humstead" with Captain Doolittle	[173]
LETTER XVIII.
Jonathan's Arrival in New York from the Onion Beds at Weathersfield—Jonathan puts up at the AstorHouse—His notion of that great Heap of Stones—Jonathan's Ideas of a New York Cab, and the usual quarrel of a Strangerwith Cabmen—A Sensation is created at the Astor	[180]
LETTER XIX.
A live Yankee and the Parisian Danseuse—Fanny sends her Card and Jonathan makes a call—Down East Yankeeand French-English rather hard to be understood—Jonathan quite killed off by Fanny's Curchies and Dimples—A little sortof a Flirtation—An Invitation to see Fanny in Nathalie, which is accepted	[188]
LETTER XX.
Jonathan goes to the Express Office—His Opinion of Zeke Jones and the "Brother Jonathan"Newspaper—Explains his Absence, and enters into a new Agreement with the Editors	[197]
LETTER XXI.
Jonathan Visits Mr. Hogg's Garden and gets a Bouquet—Puzzled about the propriety of Paying forit—Purchases a Ribbon, and starts for the Theatre	[202]
LETTER XXII.
Jonathan gives a Description of the Theatre, Private Boxes, Drop Scene, &c.—His Ideas of Miss Elssler'sDancing, and Dancing Girls in general—Jonathan mistakes Williams in his Comic Song of "Old Maids and Old Bachelors toSell," for an Auctioneer who is knocking off "La Belle Fanny," to the Highest Bidder—Jonathan is indignant that she isnot his, after so much hard bidding, by winks, &c.—He flings his Bouquet at Fanny's Feet—Jonathan's Visit Behind theScenes, and his Idea of Things seen there—Gallants Fanny home to the Astor House	[206]
LETTER XXIII.
Jonathan gets out of love with Fanny Elssler—Doctors the Ague in her Face and Leaves her—Receives anInvitation from his Pussey Cousin to a Thanksgiving Dinner, with a three cornered Note for Lord Morpeth—Jonathan'sOpinion of the Travelling Lords and Democratic Hospitality	[220]
LETTER XXIV.
Description of Cousin Jason's Equipage—Figure cut by Mrs. Jason Slick and her Daughter—Manners of aNoble Lord—The Dinner—Jason boasts of his Birth, Heraldry, and Coat of Arms—Jonathan creates great Consternation byproclaiming the Head of the Family as a Shoemaker—Makes a Speech	[224]
LETTER XXV.
Jonathan rides to Mill—The Millerite Excitement—His Marm waits for the World to come to an End—Letterfrom New York—The old White Horse	[244]
LETTER XXVI.
Jonathan arrives in New York—Travels on the Deacon's Mare—Has Trouble with the Colt—Embarks from PeckSlip, on Capt. Doolittle's Sloop, to meet the President—His Introduction—Jonathan's Idea of the Cold Collation—TheReception—Landing at Castle Garden—Review of the Troops—The Procession, &c.	[252]
LETTER XXVII.
Jonathan attends the President at the Howard House—Visits the Park Theatre with the President and hisHandsome Girl—Goes with Mr. Robert Tyler to have his Hair Cut at Clairhugh's—Takes Refreshments with the Ladies at theHoward House—Bed-chamber Scene with the President—Serenade, &c.	[268]
[LETTER XXVIII.]
Jonathan goes to see Mr. Macready—Description of the Theatre—Introduces himself to a Handsome Girl atthe Theatre—Enters into a Flirtation—Promises to Visit her—Jonathan takes a Novel Method of providing himself with aFashionable Dress—Quarrels with Captain Doolittle—Is reconciled, and starts off to make a Morning Call on the HandsomeGirl	[272]
LETTER XXIX.
Jonathan Visits the Handsome Girl—Describes a Gambling-House in the Morning before it is put torights—Visits the Lady's Boudoir—Describes the Furniture, the Lady, her Dress, and Conversation—Is Interrupted by theGentleman of the House—And leaves with a promise to return and escort Miss Sneers to Mad. Castellan's Concert	[275]
LETTER XXX.
The Gambling House—Jonathan is taken in with Cards	[285]

[High Life in New York.]

[LETTER I.]

First Impressions of New York—Visit to the Counting-room of a City Cousin—Advice to his Clerk—Description of a City Residence and its Inmates.

To Mr. Zepharia Slick, Justice of the Peace, and Deacon of the Church, over to Weathersfield, in the State of Connecticut:

Dear Par:

I arrived here safe and sound, arter a long and tedious voyage down the river and along shore to this place. The Captain left me to navigate the sloop purty much alone. The lazy coot did nothing on arth but eat raw turnips and drink cider brandy all the way down. I'll be whipped if he warn't more than half corned the hull time. Now it's my opinion that the best thing you can do with that chap is to send him eend foremost about his business jest as quick as he gits back. He don't arn salt to his porrage, nor never did. The first thing I did arter the sloop was hauled up to the wharf at Peck slip, was to go down to the stores about Fulton market and peddle off the cider brandy and garden sarce. Captain Doolittle wanted to go with me, but you sent me down here as a sort of a supercargo, and I warn't likely to let him stick his nose into my business.