(They go over looking curiously at it. The Wife touches the keys by accident. All jump at the sound.)

Junior. What do you want to sing?

Prioress

.

(slightly affected)
Alas, I cannot sing without my notes.

Wife

.

Surely that is a line each reader quotes!

Junior. Do you know the Yama-Yama Girl? (substitute any popular song)

(The Prioress looks blank.)