“Yes, that’s all very well, Nat, but we want your song first, and your toast afterwards.”

“I doesn’t care a dump for yer wants; I’ll sing when I has a mind to, and not afore.”

“Well, there’s plenty as can if you can’t.”

“Can’t. Who says I cant sing? I’ll sing e’er a man here for a pint.”

And he broke out into the following pastoral:—​

THE GAY PLOUGHBOY.

Come, all you merry ploughboys, and listen to my song;

A tale I have to tell you, which doth to love belong.

He that doth rise up early to lead his team with joy,

And so bravely does his duty like a gay ploughboy.