Prisoner: I cannot have those witnesses without I pay for them.

Mr. Clegg: I say I don’t intend calling any witnesses to-day.

The Stipendiary: Do you care to sign your statement? Would you like to put your name to the statement?

Prisoner: I will try.

Prisoner (to his warder, in a very rough tone of voice): Let me be. Then, taking up the pen, he said, I cannot see.

Mr. Clegg: Just sign it there.

Prisoner then rested his head on one arm and signed his name very deliberately, the capital “C” and “P” being particularly well flourished.

The Stipendiary: You are committed to take your trial on this charge at the assizes at Leeds.

The Prisoner (with eagerness): When are they?

The Stipendary: They are next week.