“You’re another!” cried a voice.

“Don’t ee give me any o’ yer cheek, young man, or you may get a prop in the eye.”

“Heigh, my Jack-o’-dandy, you’ll spile yer pretty govers if ye shove us common people about like this ’ere,” observed a rustic to a young swell.

“Look at the old bloke with the green goggles, how uneasy he is to find himself somew’eres. Keep still, old gentleman—​we’ll make it all right for you arter a bit.”

“Order—​silence! Where are you shoving to, yer fool?” cried a stout farmer. “Haven’t ye ever bin to a fair afore?”

“Take care of your pockets!” cried a policeman, from the outside, “you as has got anything in ’em,” he added, with official sarcasm.

“All right, bobby, we’re fly—​all on us regularly up to the knocker.”

“Don’t squeesh—​don’t squeesh!” cried a Cockney costermonger, with the good humoured raillery of his class. “If there’s one thing as I hates more than another, it is to be squeeshed. The doctor says as how my constertootion won’t bear it.”

“Oh, Bill!” murmured a female voice from the abyss.

“Vell, you knows I can’t bear it, Sall,” returned the costermonger. “You knows as how I’ve a delecate constertootion.”