Babies taken and finished in ten minutes by a country photographer.
Wood and coal split.
Wanted, a female who has a knowledge of fitting boots of a good moral character.
For sale, a handsome piano, the property of a young lady who is leaving Scotland in a walnut case with turned legs.
A large Spanish blue gentleman's cloak lost in the neighborhood of the market.
To be sold, a splendid gray horse, calculated for a charger, or would carry a lady with a switch tail.
Wanted, a young man to take charge of horses of a religious turn of mind.
A lady advertises her desire for a husband "with a Roman nose having strong religious tendencies."
Wanted, a young man to look after a horse of the Methodist persuasion.
A chemist inquires, "Will the gentleman who left his stomach for analysis please call and get it, together with the result?"