How can you instantly convict one of error when stating who was the earliest poet? By mentioning one Prior.
What is the most melancholy fact in the history of Milton? That he could “recite” his poems, but not resight himself!
Why do we speak of poetic fire? Because, if the ancient Scandinavians had their “Scalds,” we have also had our Burns!
If a tough beef-steak could speak, what English poet would it mention? Chaw-sir (Chaucer)!
Why has Hanlon, the gymnast, such a wonderful digestion? Because he lives on ropes and poles, and thrives.
If Hanlon fell off his trapeze, what would he fall against? Why, most certainly against his inclination.
What song would a little dog sing who was blown off a ship at sea? “My Bark is on the Sea.”
What did the sky-terrier do when he came out of the ark? He went smelling about for ere-a-rat (Ararat) that was there to be found.
What did the tea-kettle say when tied to the little dog’s tail? “After you!”
What did the pistol-ball say to the wounded duelist? “I hope I give satisfaction.”