What is that which is black, white, and red all over, which shows some people to be green, and makes others look black and blue? A newspaper.
[Some wag said that when he wanted to see if any of his friends were married, he looked in the “news of the weak!”]
When is a newspaper the sharpest? When it is filed.
Why is a newspaper like an army? Because it has leaders, columns, and reviews.
Why are little boys that loaf about the docks like hardware merchants? Because they sell iron and steel (steal) for a living.
ECHOES.
What must be done to conduct a newspaper right? Write.
What is necessary to a farmer to assist him? System.
What would give a blind man the greatest delight. Light.