Why cannot a woman become a successful lawyer? Because she is too fond of giving her opinion without being paid for it.
An unvarnished tail—A monkey’s.
No head nor tail to it—A circle.
Why is a rosebud like a promissory note? Because it matures by falling dew.
How do lawyers often prove their love to their neighbors? By attachment.
Two things that go off in a hurry—An arrow dismissed by a beau, and a beau dismissed by a belle.
A dangerous collision—Running into debt.
An ex-plainer—A retired carpenter.
A great singer—The tea-kettle.