The oldest revolver—The earth.
Hereditary traits—Family portraits.
Good size for man or woman—Exercise.
A water-spout—A temperance oration.
Sweetness and light—The burning of a sugar refinery.
Home-rule—Your wife’s opinion.
A “sheet” anchor—A clothes pin.
Always open to conviction—A thief.
The nobbiest thing in boots is a bunion.
A thing that kicks without legs—a gun.