All barbers can’t razor beard.

Ex-spurts—Retired firemen.

Missing men—Bad marksmen.

The popular diet for gymnasts—Turn-overs.

A plain-dealing man—One who sells them.

Perpetual motion—Scandal.

Always in haste—The letter h.

Preventives of consumption—High prices.

Handy book-markers—Dirty fingers.

A two-foot rule—Don’t stumble.