All barbers can’t razor beard.
Ex-spurts—Retired firemen.
Missing men—Bad marksmen.
The popular diet for gymnasts—Turn-overs.
A plain-dealing man—One who sells them.
Perpetual motion—Scandal.
Always in haste—The letter h.
Preventives of consumption—High prices.
Handy book-markers—Dirty fingers.
A two-foot rule—Don’t stumble.