Who was the fastest runner in the world? Adam. How so? Because he was first in the human race.
Who was the first to swear in this world? Eve. How so? When Adam asked her if he might take a kiss, she said, I don’t care A dam if you do.
When were walking-sticks first mentioned in the Bible? When Eve presented Adam with a little Cain (cane).
Why had Eve no fear of the measles? Because she’d Adam (had’em)!
What fur did Adam and Eve wear? Bear (bare) skin.
Why was Herodias’ daughter the fastest girl mentioned in the New Testament? Because she got a-head of John the Baptist on a charger.
When is a lady deformed? When mending stockings, as then her hands are where her tootsicums, her feet ought to be!
What is that which a young girl looks for, but does not wish to find? A hole in her stocking!
Why is the proprietor of a balloon like a phantom? Because he’s an airy-naught (aeronaut).
Why is a fool in a high station like a man in a balloon? Because everybody appears little to him, and he appears little to everybody!