Three letters three rivers proclaim;
Three letters an ode give to fame;
Three letters an attribute name;
Three letters a compliment claim.

Ex Wye Dee, L E G (elegy), Energy, and You excel!

Which is the richest and which the poorest letter in the alphabet? S and T, because we always hear of La Richesse and La Pauvrete.

Why is A like twelve o’clock? You know, middle of day.

Why is a false friend like the letter P? Because, though always first in pity, he is always last in help.

Why is the letter P like a Roman Emperor? Because it’s Nero (near O).

The beginning of eternity,
The end of time and space,
The beginning of every end,
The end of every race?

Letter E.

Why is the letter D like a squalling child? Because it makes ma mad.

Why is the letter T like an amphibious animal? Because it lives both in earth and water.