HUMIDITY
The little boy had been warned repeatedly against playing on the lawn when it was damp. Saturday evening, his father heard him recite a Scripture verse learned for the Sunday school.
"'Put off thy shoes from they feet, for the ground whereon thou standest is——'" He halted at a loss.
"Is what, my boy?" asked the father.
"Is damp."
HUMILITY
The slow suitor asked:
"Elizabeth, would you like to have a puppy?"
"Oh, Edward," the girl gushed, "how delightfully humble of you. Yes, dearest, I accept."