"He said, 'O Lord, we thank thee for our food and Raymond.'"
PRECOCIOUSNESS
A stranger rang the door-bell. Little eight-year-old Willie Jones opened the door.
"Is Mr. Jones in?" the caller inquired.
Little Willie answered with formal politeness:
"I'm Mr. Jones. Or did you wish to see old Mr. Jones?"
PRISON REFORM
The society matron explained the necessity for immediate reform in conditions at the State Penitentiary:
"Nowadays, there are such a number of our very best people who are being indicted and tried and convicted and sent to serve their sentences in the prison that we really must make their surroundings there more pleasant and elegant."