SUPERSTITION
The superstitious sporting editor of the paper condemned the "Horse Fair" by Rosa Bonheur.
"Just look at those white horses!" he exclaimed disgustedly. "And not a red-headed girl in sight."
SUSPENSE
The passionate lover wrote to his inamorata as follows:
"Adored of my soul:—If you love me, wear a red rose in your corsage to-night at the opera. If my devotion to you is hopeless, wear a white rose."
She wore a yellow rose.
SUSPICION
The eminent politicians of opposing parties met on a train, and during their chat discovered that they agreed concerning primaries.
"It is the first time," said one, "that we have ever agreed on a matter of public policy."