Poetic Bridegroom: "I could sit here forever, gazing into your eyes, and listening to the wash of the ocean."
Practical Bride: "Oh! That reminds me, darling, we have not paid our laundry bill yet."
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A LOVERS' QUARREL
George: "Why don't Jack and Laura make up?"
Kate: "'Sh! They'd like to, but unfortunately they can't remember what they quarreled about."
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A DREADFUL POSSIBILITY
Elsie: "When is my birthday, Mother?"
Her Mother: "On the thirty-first of this month, dear."