FROM THE HEART
The Wife: "I have not been able to wear my new hat yet on account of the weather."
The Husband: "Humph! And I suppose by the time it clears up the fashion will have changed."
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The Reporter: "I beg pardon, but would you be kind enough to tell me what blow you will knock Fitzmuggins out with to-morrow night?"
Sledge-hammer Mike: "De solar plexus."
The Reporter: "And er—if you get beaten, what will your—er—weak spot have been?"
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AN ARGUMENT
"This theory about fish being brain food is all nonsense."