Flora: "I'm writing to tell Jack that I didn't mean what I said in my last letter."
Dora: "What did you say in your last letter?"
Flora: "That I didn't mean what I said in the one before."
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WHY, INDEED
The Husband: "Why is it that women always say, 'I'll be ready in two seconds'?"
The Wife: "Humph! and why is it that men always say, 'Oh! I'm ready now'?"
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Madge: "Have you given Jack your final answer yet?"