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Wife (enthusiastically): I saw the most gorgeous chiffonier to-day, dear. But, of course, I know we can not afford——
Hubby (resignedly): When have they promised to deliver it?
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REALISED
Lawyer: "When I was a boy my highest ambition was to be a pirate."
Client: "You're in luck. It isn't every man who can realise the dreams of his youth."
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NEVER MISS ONE
Elder sister: "Oh, you fancy yourself very wise, I dare say; but I could give you a wrinkle or two."