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Lady: Well, what do you want?
Tramp: Leddy, believe me, I'm no ordinary beggar. I was at the front——
Lady (with interest): Really——
Tramp: Yes, ma'am; but I couldn't make anybody hear, so I came round to the back.
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"The doctor has ordered her to the seashore. Now they're having a consultation."
"Of doctors?"
"Of dressmakers."