Mother: "Hush! You two children are always quarrelling. Why can't you agree once in a while?"
Georgia: "We do agree, mamma. Edith wants the largest apple and so do I."
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She: Jack is in love with you.
Her: Nonsense!
She: That's what I said when I heard it.
Her: How dared you!
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Professor (endeavoring to impress on class the definition of cynic): Young man, what would you call a man who pretends to know everything?