"Well, Bill?" he said.
"Right oh! 'Enery," came the answer. "It worked a treat. Now you do it fer a bit o' bacon, and then we can have lunch."
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FILM FEVER
Nurse: "You were very naughty in church, Guy. Do you know where little boys and girls go to who don't put their pennies in the collection box?"
Guy: "Yes, nurse; to the pictures."
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THE DRUGGIST'S TURN
The druggist danced and chortled till the bottles danced on the shelves.