Hubby: "Why, certainly, my dear. I'm very enthusiastic. I think all women are angels!"
"You needn't be so enthusiastic as all that!"
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BAD BOTH WAYS
Dobb: "What's that piece of cord tied around your finger for?"
Botham: "My wife put it there to remind me to post her letter."
"And did you post it?"
"No; she forgot to give it to me!"
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